Today is the last day of my four-day weekend. I go back to work at 1:30pm tomorrow.

*sadface*


Apparently, I'm the only person on my friends list who doesn't prefer sex in a bed. Lulz. (I'll go into more detail on this later.)

Okay, I"m going to go curl up on the couch and watch a movie while Mason is sleeping.

xo

You're in the shower. You get the urge to pee.

What do you do? Do you get out to go pee or do you just let it flow?

Why is it that we know that the Cinderella story is a myth, yet we always seem to keep searching for it? We look for that Prince Charming to give us the big house with the white picket fence, the dog the cat, the 2.5 kids.....yet we know that it's just unrealistic.

Of course, this comes from the person who believes that every relationship has a 99% chance of ending, so I go into it really having no expectations. I might love someone, but I'm not planning a future or a wedding or a family. I guess I just don't see the point.


Maybe I'm just too much of a pessimist.

You just came home from doing a bid, tell me what you gonna do?

ACT A FOOL.

Somebody broke in and cleaned out your crib, boy what you gonna do?

ACT A FOOL.

Just bought a new pair and they scuffed your shoes, tell me what you gonna do?

ACT A FOOL.

Now them cops tryin' to throw you in them county blues, boy what you gonna do?

ACT A FOOL.




That is all.